Sometimes, when you do a year-round holiday music review podcast for nine years, you pitch a ridiculous idea and you kinda just gotta trust the process. We’re celebrating the fact that “Oct” sounds a little bit like “croc” with two crocodile-themed song selections! “Merry Christmas Baby (Please Don’t Die)” by Crocodiles and Dum Dum Girls wraps a gloomy sentiment in a cheerful (if somewhat hushed) package, while “The Christmas Crocodile” by The Big Cheese Band seems like a straightforward vehicle to launch a new Santa animal companion, but is actually a clown car full of one surprise after another.
The ranking music in this episode is “Crocodile Rock” by Elton John.
Stay safe this Croctober, y’all.