Episode 291: Jingle Horse 5: Ballad of the Horsey Folk

The Gold Cup Parade (???) is approaching, which means (???), but anyway, we’re doing a jingle horse episode. Maybe Dan Brown ghost-wrote this one because we go deep down some meaningless rabbit holes – beginning with “New Jingle Horse”, a revisit to the oeuvre of the Geeta Brothers Duet Group, and ending with cracking the case of “Jingle Horse” by Jerry Riggins (et al).

Episode 290: Jason Frost and Annie Rythmics

It’s a real Choose Your Own Theme-venture this week. Summer? Sure, it’s hot out, so we cooled off with two versions of wintery classic “Winter Wonderland”. Olympics? Yeah, let’s get back into the Very Special Christmas catalogue that benefits the Special Olympics, regardless of the fact that those games aren’t happening until next year. Jason Mraz’s last name means “frost” in Czech and Annie Lenox of the Eurythmics was born on Christmas day. Is that anything?

This episode’s ranking music is “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter. Not Jason Mraz, not The Fray, not Five for Fighting: just Canada’s own Daniel Powter.

Episode 289: The Most Exciting Holliday

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It’s Ian’s birthday this week, so you know what that means – he’s selflessly gifting half of his Birthday Boy’s Choice to RJ!! What a sweetie. Ian and RJ exchange the gift of music – or in the case of “All I Want For Christmas” by Lil Jon featuring The Kool-Aid Man, the gift of post-ironic brand partnerships. Then we cleanse our palates with the new wave taste of “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” by the Pet Shop Boys. Bing Crosby!!!

The ranking music for this episode is “Always On My Mind” as performed by the Pet Shop Boys.

Episode 288: Original Takes on Death

We’re back, and we’re talking about death! To get back into the swing of things after our brief summer break, we listen to two requested songs – “Yes December” by Nerina Pallot and “Lost in the Snow” by Bruce Hornsby – about cooler weather. And also, it turns out, mortality! 

Thank you to Jenny and Daniel the Macy’s Elf for these requests!

Our ranking music in this episode is “Farmhouse” by Phish.

Episode 287: Jim’s Big New Year

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The summer solstice approaches (in this hemisphere), and we’re celebrating the new season with two New Year’s Eve/Day songs! By listener request, we add another song to our list from the genre we are hereby dubbing “TMBGcore “: “New Lang Syne (Thank God It’s Over)” by Jim’s Big Ego. Then by our own free will we add another song by Taylor Swift, “New Year’s Day”. When the genie that only lets you listen to one Taylor Swift song for the rest of your life visits, you can do better than this one.

This episode’s ranking music is “Stress” by Jim’s Big Ego!

The organization that we recommended supporting with a donation is the Indian Residential School Survivors Society.

Episode 286: Fake Sinatra

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Hang on to your beep-boops, in this episode we returning to the world of neural-net-generated carols! OpenAI’s Jukebox performs an original song created by fellow neural net GPT-2, under the title “Classic Pop, in the Style of Frank Sinatra”. The Forever Now, a band composed of regular ol’ humans, puts their spin on the same lyrics under the title “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, King of All the Earth”. Man vs. machine! Will robots come out on top or trip on that uncanny valley?

The ranking music in this episode is “Jazz, in the Style of Ella Fitzgerald” by OpenAI’s Jukebox. You can read Janelle Shane’s post about Jukebox here and her post about creation of the Christmas carol lyrics here!

Thank you to Matthew for the request! RJ’s other podcast, Book Club For Masochists, can be found here.

Episode 285: Sword Tweets

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With Victoria Day approaching, we’re once again covering holiday songs from across the pond! By listener request, we discuss “I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas with a Dalek” by The Go-Go’s, a British novelty song documenting the mid-1960s Daleks obsession, and “Arthur McBride and the Sergeant” as performed by Paul Brady, an Irish folk song documenting some British recruiters getting their asses handed to them on Christmas morning.

The ranking music in this episode is “Stop the Cavalry” by Jona Lewie.

Thank you to Myles for these requests!

Episode 284: Hard Jazz

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You ever hear a brass instrument doing its thing and you think: that’s jazz, baby! And then in another song you hear a brass instrument doing something, maybe not its thing, and you think: is this approaching the concept of jazz? For this International Jazz Day episode, we explore two songs’ proximity to the category of jazz. First up is “Mary Had a Baby” as performed by Wynton Marsalis, featuring vocals by Roberta Gumbel. It’s for sure jazz, but also, more! Then we make another visit to Bill & Gloria Gaither’s proverbial Christmas cabin with “He Drew the Line” featuring Woody Wright and Mike Allen. Is it jazz? Is it jazzy? Is it (jazzy?)? Well.

Our ranking music in this episode is “I’m Gonna E-mail Santa” by Billy Gilman. Thank you to Andrew for requesting “He Drew the Line”!

Episode 283: O Christmas Weed

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This was supposed to be our annual 4/20 episode, but it also turned out to be a sleeper Halloween episode – though I suppose an anxious, paranoid vibe is not wholly inappropriate. Our first song, “Pudsy’s Christmas” by Jonathan Coulton, manages to give RJ a serious case of heebie-jeebies due to its origin story. “California Christmas Trees” by Mila J doesn’t provide quite the come-down we’re looking for, but it is at least, you know, not cursed.

Our ranking music this week is “Christmas in LA (Instrumental)” by Vulfpeck.

Episode 282: HSM:TM:TS:THS:TS

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This week we’re forgoing our tradition of covering more religious songs for the Easter and Pesach seasons in favor of lighter fare. We dig into two 2020 Hanukkah songs brought to you by that one company that owns most of the things! You know the one. “Hanukkah Medley” performed by Julia Lester of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series packs three traditional Hanukkah songs (including one that we assumed was an original during recording) and several costume changes into just two minutes. “Puppy for Hanukkah” by Daveed Diggs also has a lot going on – including, you know, being a bop.

Our ranking music this episode is “Puppies are Forever” by Sia.