As Valentine’s Day approaches once again, we break out two original holiday songs for the lovers. The always-sensual Boyz II Men offer comfort (and rebound sex) to the brokenhearted, while Destiny’s Child sing the praises of their boyfriends’ gift-giving game, which is, uh, all over the place.
In honor of Chinese New Year on February 8th, we’re reviewing holiday songs created in just the past year. Our selections are a bit preposterous – but are they dream, fantasy, or something in between? Ariana Grande’s “Wit It This Christmas” and The Wizards of Winter’s “Spirit of Christmas” are perhaps none of the above.
This week, we address the dearth of hymns currently on our list with the help of listener lavendernebula, who pointed us to “Night of Silence”, a modern companion to the classic “Silent Night”.
Last week was a tough week, and this episode starts out pretty heavy. To take our minds off of the real world, we listen to some Christmas music from two animated worlds – “Sailor Moon Christmas” and “I’m Giving Santa a Pikachu This Christmas”. We loved these characters as kids – do the Christmas albums hold up? Results are mixed.
While we readjust after the holidays to life back at our home in Vancouver, this week’s songs have us looking other cities. By request, we cover “Fairytale of New York” by The Pogues and “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” by Tom Waits, two songs of urban strife that aren’t so holly or jolly, but range from bittersweet to anxiety-inducing. Thanks again to Andy for the request! You can check out Andy’s blog, The Stopping Point, at wahwriter.wordpress.com.
This episode – marking the first full year of HARK! – arrives on Epiphany, also known as Three Kings Day. While not a big deal in much of North America, it’s celebrated to much fanfare in many places in the world, including Spain and Latin America – giving us a good excuse to add the first two Spanish-language holiday songs to our list, “Feliz Navidad” by Jose Feliciano and “Ocho Kandelikas” as performed by Pink Martini. Gracias por escuchar!
As the first year of HARK draws to a close, Ian and RJ take a moment to reflect on 2015, New Year’s resolutions, and years past – and the bands behind this week’s songs provide a perfect soundtrack for such navel-gazing. “New Year” by Death Cab for Cutie and “This Year” by The Mountain Goats are not exactly NYE party fare, but a lovely way to wrap up our last episode of the year.
After a year of listening to winter holiday music and 49 episodes of elation and despair, we’ve finally reached Christmas – and our 50th episode spectacular, in which we add the 99th and 100th songs to our list! For this special occasion, Ian and RJ have been planning surprise picks for each other – with RJ shooting for the top of the list, and Ian aiming to find the worst of the worst.
With Christmas fast approaching, RJ & Ian return to some requests. First up is “Taking Care of Christmas” by Randy Bachman of Bachman-Turner Overdrive, which is exactly what you’d expect, followed by the infuriatingly enduring “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo and Patsy, which nearly kills RJ’s indomitable Christmas spirit. Thank you to Jeri & Corey for the requests!
Happy Hanukkah! This week we grow the number of Hanukkah songs on our list with two artists who – while better known for their humorous work – have produced sincere and meaningful songs about Hanukkah: “Hanukkah Blessings” by the Barenaked Ladies and “Relics of Love and Light” by Erran Baron Cohen.