In celebration of – or, well, tangetially related to – Presidents’ Day, we’ve got two Christmas songs from musical groups with appropriate names! The Presidents of the United States of America offer us “Christmas Piglet”, while Mr. President re-gifts their mid-90s eurodance hit in “Coco Jamboo (Christmas Version)”.
Our ranking music in this episode is “Peaches” by The Presidents of the United States of America.
Valentine’s Day is approaching – the horniest holiday of the year! Well, maybe the second horniest. Ehhhh, at least top five. Anyway, we’re talking about two horny winter holiday songs: “Holiday Freak Shit” by Mila J and “I’ve Got Some Presents for Santa” by Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy!
This week’s ranking music is “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes. There’s a lot of curveballs in this one, folks.
This week’s ranking music is “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes. There’s a lot of curveballs in this one, folks.
In honor or Burns Night, we’re discussing some holiday music by Scottish artists! First up, we’re delighted to find a potential 21st century Christmas classic in “Santa Will Find You” by Phil Cunningham’s Christmas Songbook Band. Then we enjoy the nostalgia for incredibly recent times induced by “New Year’s Resolution” by Camera Obscura! RJ says “New Year Resolutions” instead of “New Year’s Resolution” the whole episode, so listen: we know.
Our ranking music this episode is “Piazza New York Catcher” by Belle & Sebastian.
Thank you to David from Bristol for requesting “Santa Will Find You”!
Our ranking music this episode is “Piazza New York Catcher” by Belle & Sebastian.
Thank you to David from Bristol for requesting “Santa Will Find You”!
A new year has begun, but we’re starting with a throwback – we address our oldest remaining requests from back in the tumblr days of the podcast! “Christmas Eve Eve” by Paul and Storm extolls the virtues of a liminal-space-esque not-holiday with cheerful charm, while “Calling on Mary” by Aimee Mann offers mystery, melancholy, metaphor maybe, and surely other words beginning with m.
The ranking music in this episode is “Christmas is Interesting” by Jonathan Coulton.
Thank you to our anonymous listener (probably Julius Caesar) for these requests!
We made it to our last episode of 2021 (and a big round number of episodes/songs) and to celebrate, we’re trying to unseat the top and bottom songs on our list! As per tradition, RJ & Ian surprise each other with their picks – and by coincidence, both have picked new versions of songs that we’ve covered on the show before! Will these improved/impoverished updates be enough to enter the list as one of our best or worst songs?
Our ranking music this episode is “Christmas Carousel” by Peggy Lee.
Our ranking music this episode is “Christmas Carousel” by Peggy Lee.
Howdy, Herald Angels! This week on HARK: two underdogs in the canon of classic Christmas music. “(Everybody’s Waiting For) The Man With The Bag” by Kay Starr is cheerful nonsense that teaches us some fun facts about music history. Then we hear another banger off of an album that has already landed in our top 100 songs once before: “The Merriest” by June Christy.
Our ranking music this week is “Seven Shades of Snow” by June Christy.
Our ranking music this week is “Seven Shades of Snow” by June Christy.
As we rapidly accelerate towards the winter holiday season, we’ve got a Hanukkah song and a Christmas song that go together like music and lyrics! Uh, you know, fine. “Hot Rod Hanukkah” by Meshugga Beach Party is a lukewarm track off of an otherwise great surf rock album, while “Christmas Nights in Blue” by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in carolization.
Our ranking music in this episode is “Wizards in Winter” by the Trans-Siberia Orchestra.
Thank you to CJ for requesting “Christmas Nights in Blue”!
It’s RJ’s birthday week! And we didn’t forget about birthday boy’s choice this year! To celebrate, RJ lets Ian choose one of the songs (just like he did for them on his birthday in Episode 289), and he opts to finally add “Frosty the Snowman” (the original version by Gene Autry) to the list after all these years. For their choice, RJ selects the much more modern “Merry Merry” by The Bird and The Bee.
RJ would like you all to know that Frosty’s wife’s name was Crystal, and the snow parson was animated using the magic of The Bible.
This week’s ranking music is the excellent synth solo from the aforementioned “Merry Merry.”
It’s time for our annual Halloween episode, with no less than twenty-two ghouls! Listen, I made up that number of ghouls. I’m not sure how many ghouls we have. We listened to “13 Nights of Halloween” by Elvira, who rules, even if her novelty song is a bit too “spooky sounds for Halloween ambiance cassette tape”. We also listened to “Aurora Borealis” by Lemon Demon, an unsettling but upbeat track that will surely appeal to a couple of you freaks!
Our ranking music this week is “Bustin” by Neil Cicierega. Our seasonal theme music is “Night On Bald Mountain” by Modest Mussorgsky.
Our ranking music this week is “Bustin” by Neil Cicierega. Our seasonal theme music is “Night On Bald Mountain” by Modest Mussorgsky.
While we bide our time between the first and second phases of Eggnog Watch 2021, we’re covering a request that’s been languishing for years! And it offers plenty more blasts from the past – “Donde Esta Santa Claus” by Augie Rios is a 1958 novelty hit, and uh, you know how those are. Thankfully, “Player’s Ball” by Outkast is a refreshing (so fresh) palate cleanser (so clean).
Thank you to Dave for these requests!
Our ranking music in this episode is “So Fresh, So Clean” by Outkast.
Thank you to Dave for these requests!
Our ranking music in this episode is “So Fresh, So Clean” by Outkast.